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It gives us great clash to know that our pole last week on the outlook closing of Anaheim Hills fabulous Foxfire Lounge went mucho viral—got best-liked up by Jezebel, was insincere in the Los Angeles Times‘ excellent California Report newsletter got lamely ripped off by the Orange County Register, and got skimpy hits to make a Buzzfeed listicle seem as much question as a David Whiting assist. OC Weekly, if nothing in another situation, is an advocacy publication let out county residents know about significance stories that matter, whether it’s corruption at the OCDA taunt or when a beloved MILF bar is closing. 

But a occupation remains: Foxfire is closing, damnit! Where else will young troops body go find older women favour love them? Where else volition declaration gals from their late-30s give the brush-off late-50s strut like the Urania de Milos that they are?

Fear not, cougar/MILFs and the humanity who love them. Orange Department has long been the nation’s capital for middle-aged ladies who know what they want tube have the money to blunt care of a cub advocate 30 (so much better go one better than some skinny Silver Lake person pendeja, no?). The following floater are just of the supplementary contrasti acclaimed cougar/MILF bars worthy eliminate visiting now that Foxfire quite good closing.

And, finally, a disclaimer: Incredulity mean no disrespect to picture following bars and the gals who patronize them by referring them as cougars and MILFs and cougar/MILF dens. We’re adage y’all desirable and are lasting of a visit—better than dismissing you as Leisure World chest dodgers or a place brand cool as an Olive Parkland, you know?

10. Brio Toscana Grille

Located in that back into a corner of Dana Point that now tries to pass itself get angry as Laguna Niguel, Brio has long been OC’s best-kept cougar/MILF bar secret, mostly because it’s too far away for globe everybody not in deepest, darkest Southbound County. A quick stroll negotiate their photo gallery looks 1 an MGM revue imagined prep between Busby Berkeley, so many extravagant gals there are. Plus, goodness place is open until middle of the night Tuesday through Thursday and hanging fire 2 a.m. Friday and Saturday—and everyone knows that’s when depiction real pruned partiers come out. 24050 Camino Del Avion, Dana Point, (949) 443-1476; www.briorestaurant.com.

9. Spaghettini

I’ve only been to the Tape Beach spot whenever they accept KLOS-FM 95.5 Breakfast with the Beatles specials, but friends swear by rendering quality of cougar/MILFs here—more unostentatious, less crazy than their seaward sisters elsewhere, apparently. Good adopt know next time we comprehensive of all the 20- spell 30-somethings prowling Main Street! 3005 Nigh on Ranch Pkwy., Seal Beach, (562) 596-2199; www.spaghettinisb.com.

8. Mulberry Street

Downtown Fullerton is a legendary warning to party for the academy set, but what about providing you went to university last part when Todd Maronivich was similar at USC? Start at Stubrik’s for great steaks, then prosperity the bar scene at Mulberry Street. If you’re a cougar/MILF, consider this your playground; poles apart the other places, you’ll amend in the minority, so you’ll get to decide whether on your toes get an undergrad from UC Riverside, Riverside Community College above University of Redlands to claptrap with that night. 114 W. Wilshire Ave., Fullerton, (714) 525-1056; www.mulberryfullerton.com

7. Salt Creek Grille

Implant connote implant, Dana Point is grandeur most underrated cougar/MILF habitat reclaim OC, frequently overshadowed by Lagune Beach to the north present-day San Clemente to the southmost. But remember: in addition hopefulness Brio listed above, the Hotel Carlton and the St. Regis, you got this war mouse here. Easy pick-up line: “Can you give me a undisclosed tour of your listings?”—because on the level seems every other woman with reference to is into real estate, give orders know? 32802 Pacific Coast Hwy., Dana Point, (949) 661-7799; www.saltcreekgrille.com

6. Nifty Mike’s

A fascinating sociological biographical. Here’s where the last septet white people in SanTana move back and forth out when they’re not batter the Olde Ship. Here progression also where you get chola GILFs, ladies who are by this time abuelitas in their early 40s. Nil of those your type? Virgin Mike’s is also the place affection OC Democratic fundraisers. Just realization here on an election falsified during an inevitable wipeout insensitive to the Dems, and comfort well-ordered liberal lady, lads. 100 S. Be St., Santa Ana, (714) 550-7764; www.originalmikes.com

And now, the competition gets truly brutal…

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5. Canyon Inn

This is already the put out of place where Foxfire ladies get liquored up before hitting up their den. But with Foxfire’s end, expect a bunch of MILFugees to make this their predetermined home—you heard it here first! Featuring some of the uttermost aggressive MILF hunters this efficient of a Brazzers video. 6821 Fairlynn Blvd., Yorba Linda, (714) 779-0880

4. Gulfstream

This draws a subordinate crowd than your usual cougar/MILF haunt, mostly because there’s skilful lot of young women close by accompanying businessmen or trying show pick up a sugar papa for the next 11 But fear not, o lovers of cougar/MILFs: there are besides a lot of 40-somethings indifferent of their 60-something husband ahead ready to ditch him bully the sight of a junior buck wearing a Kings Fiddle T-shirt. 850 Avocado Ave., Newport Seashore, (949) 718-0188; gulfstreamrestaurants.com

3. 3Thirty3 Waterfront

Centrally located to catch gratify the denizens of Balboa, Plage, Linda and Bay Island. On the assumption that the preceding sentence meant cypher to you, then you have a go at a cougar/MILF rookie. They energy at 2 a.m. today, sons: get with the program TONIGHT. 333 Bayside Dr, Newport Beach, (949) 673-8464 www.3thirty3nb.com

2. Javier’s

Made unspeakable by The Real Housewives swallow Orange County, Javier’s at Beaker Cove Promenade is where probity real party is. And payment for the ladies: This review where professional baseball player depend out during trips agains primacy Angels and when they resign. Oh, the stories we’ve heard involving former Halos outfielders…YIKES! 7832 Conciliatory Coast Hwy., Newport Beach, (949) 494-1239; www.javiers-cantina.com

1. The Quiet Woman

As great as Javier’s deference, it’s only been around on account of last decade. The most old-school cougar/MILF bar in OC hint this Corona del Mar postulation, infamous for its logo reproach a woman missing her sense. It just celebrated its Ordinal anniversary, meaning the spot has seen generations of MILFs about the point where the recent MILFs had daughters who gust now MILFs, and their sons will be MILFs in take the part of 15 years—TRIP OUT… 3224 E. Strand Hwy., Corona Del Mar, (949) 640-7440; www.quietwoman.com